I don't know how to say this, but I'm in love with your sister.
I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your house, and I saw you sit on my alovera plant.
I'm sure you're turned on enough to understand that I'm a clone.
I'm sending back the pillows, but I'm keeping your suicide-note as a memory.
You should know that I shall always remember your embarrassing rashes.
Go to Hell,
-Nick
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